Title: Godzilla's Twelve Step Program Author: Joe R. Lansdale Summary: After years of fighting other monsters, Godzilla is on the path to recovery, trying to use his might and fire-breathing abilities to do right by the world. But he struggles a lot. He doesn’t necessarily have it as bad as other monsters such as King Kong who seems so absence of wit, he only wants to play with Barbie dolls all day, but he does find it a daily struggle not to go on a rampage. He does have entertainment and an opportunity to let steam out but it doesn’t really match the chance to wreck cities. His sponsor, Reptilicus, tries to help him through the rough times, but Godzilla falls off the bandwagon after Gamera shows up and starts taunting Godzilla. The stress builds and Godzilla eventually gives in, obliterating a dog. But that sip isn’t enough and eventually, he goes on to ravage a city. Before it gets too far the government steps in and offers a devil’s deal. He can destroy cit